Fecal Reasoning

fecal reasoning- can be used like Fecal Justification, meaning the justification one utilizes in order to justify their defecation in a socially unacceptable manner/location

"The only reason I shit in the bucket is cuz were on the boat."

Kristen, spare me your fecal reasoning please

by Tony. 305. October 15, 2007

Fecal amnesia

A condition in which the person does not remember when they last had a bowel movement. Most commonly effects college girls.

My stomach hurts and I don't remember if I pooped yesterday or the day before. I must have fecal amnesia.

by Larry56 April 7, 2013

Feckin Michael

A nosy neighbour who looks through his curtains and people call him "feckin Michael"

Guy- "oh look feckin Michael is looking through his window
Michael-👀

by Feck off Michael April 27, 2019

Fecalism

When a normal conversation turns into poop jokes

Before we knew it, the conversation was riddled with fecalism.

by tammythemanslayer June 3, 2021

Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.

I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation

by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

paleo-fecalpheliac

someone who is straight up into Dino poo. the paleo-fecalpheliac fantasizes about dinosaurs and various other prehistoric creatures dropping a load of prehistoric feces directly onto their face, chest, and body. the paleo-fecalpheliac is different from your standard fecalpheliac in that, rather than scoping out the scene above ground, they must venture deep below the earths surface for the feces they desire. paleontology is a common career path of the paleo-fecalpheliac, where they and their peers can be known to spend entire lifetimes uncovering the sweet poo that lay dormant deep in the soil of our plant Earth. paleo-fecalpheliacs' interest in prehistoric feces is harmless to the average homosapien because the feces of the living is too fresh, soft, potent, and recent to be considered of any value to the paleo-fecalpheliac.

paleontologist1: "these bones are incredible, but this poo... mmmmmm."
paleontologist2: "haha looks like someone is a closet paleo-fecalpheliac"
paleontologist1: "shuttt up!!!"
paleontologist2" "ohh chill out, we're all here for the poo, don't worry ;)"

by dinopoo4ever December 3, 2013

''pickled to feck''

really incredibley wasted.
where the person is on the verge of passing out.

parrelectation.

im ''pickled to feck'' you fat bastard

by Becca, Lauren, Rob, Alice. January 2, 2009