Fanatic

Someone who is always ready to have an argument, pursues something way beyond what is reasonable or sane, and believes to be in posession of the absolute truth if only because nobody's willing to discuss it around them anymore.

John thinks he's right because he's such a fanatic that he'll come to blows with anyone who contradicts him.

by LightningPizza March 8, 2020

ebay fanatic

A person who doesn't realise you really arn't supposed to buy anything other then collectables on ebay and spends his time looking for cheap deals on furniture.

Bob is a real ebay fanatic - he won't stop looking for cheap computers.

by Bob Swanson October 13, 2004

Fecal Fanatic

One who is infatuated with poo.

Wow, your dad is a real fecal fanatic!

by Effed November 6, 2003

Sex Addict Shoe Fanatic

When a person loves shoes just as much as they Love sex,A person who can do without sex if they have shoes or visa versa,When Sex and Shoes Play a big part in your life,A persone who has alot of shoes and a lot of sex

U had sex 4 times today and brought 3 pairs of shoes,your such a sex addict shoe fanatic

by jizzlemane March 31, 2009

Fatnaldo

The apparent inability for one to sustain a weight under 250kg.

it is sometimes hard for me to imagine the world without fatnaldo

by Charlie fatnaldo January 3, 2008

Fatnap

To kidnap a Fat person.

I fatnapped that big fat fatty Christine and shoved lean cuisines down her throat.

by NykkiM January 13, 2009

Fatmata

An African tribal dance dating back to the 1500s. Influenced by Native American movement through interpretive dance. Those engaging in the Fatmata often dance around the ceremonial fire of life. This dance is often referred to as the FTK in locations of South Africa.

Kid: "Yo moms, why is Pocahottass dancin' like dat?"
Mother: "Yo fool, das da Fatmata, aka FTK. Get wit it child."

by Dayum Faaaahn June 14, 2009