farmer's bet 

A bet where no wager is made. Originated within the Ukrainian farming community in northern Alberta who were well known for their penny-pinching ways.

Michael: I think it's going to rain.
Ken: Want to make a farmer's bet on that?
Michael: Sure, no loss to me!

farmer's bet by chillywilly69 July 19, 2012

farmer's handshake 

1) A substantial handful (noun)

"Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"

farmer's handshake by ItTollsForThee November 12, 2013

Farmer Girl 

A sweet sweet girl who wakes at sunrise, and gets plowed.

Boy 1: She's pretty cute.
Boy 2: Stay away from her.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: You'd have to wake up early to bang her. She's a farmer girl.

Farmer Girl by peepeesuxer May 17, 2018

Farmer’s Hand 

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.

I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.

Farmer’s Hand by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018

Farmer's Daughter 

Innocent looking girl, typically from Midwestern America. She seems innocent enough but in reality will try to have sex with as many people as possible. Watch out her dad WILL have a shotgun and WILL try to shoot you. If he doesn't kill you, her STD's will.

Geroge: Did you see Jessica's hot friend?
Tim: Yeah, she doesn't look like she'll put out though...
George: She totally does! She's a Farmer's Daughter!
Tim: Damn! You think Jessica's tapping that?

Farmer's Daughter by Farmers_Helper October 11, 2010

Farmer Strong 

1. A person who doesn't look strong, but is actually extremely strong.
2. Claiming your strong without being noticeably strong.

1. After working outside today, i swear I'm farmer strong.
2. Alex E says he is farmer strong.

Farmer Strong by urbandictlovaaaa April 27, 2009

farmer's league 

farmers league is used by a person who is

1. Arrogant

2. an EPL supremacist. But in fact, the EPL teams especially big sixes are just all so terrible and inconsistent over multiple seasons to make it look competitive.

3. 12 y/old or under who just learned this term so he can show off his "new-found knowledge".

4. Someone who actually does not watch Bundesliga or Serie A.

Only Ligue 1 is farmer's league

Kid: "Bundesliga and Serie A are farmer's leagues"
Father: "I should put you back into elementary school"

farmer's league by Why Do U Care What I'm Called May 16, 2020