shided and farded and came

where you shit and fart and cum your pants at the same time

lucius: i shided and farded and came looking at my bros

me: kill yourself

by shid penis May 12, 2022

fard

The variation of the famous word "fart" but in the 21st century humor section.

Man bro i just had an aneurism and a fard at the same time fr 💀

by hello848 March 20, 2022

fard

one of the 3 states of matter your butt makes

i laughed at a fard

by anonymous June 23, 2022

Fard

to have a massive wet fart all over your pants

yo, that kid Farded ALL OVER his pants

by kys mofo November 23, 2021

fard

Basically poop or fart but mixed together for one single and kind of gross, yet pretty refreshing expression.

Rhys: Yo, you up for another game?
Tyler: In a sec, gotta take a fard real quick.

by imyztikbruv April 14, 2021

Fard

A cry for help but in a silly goofy way.

Dude, ima fard so hard.
What?

by BoyThatBob October 22, 2022

fard

the funny
synonym for fart

"we heard you fard"

by fireatlas91_ April 30, 2022