fappening

an event that occurs when someone on the internet releases a large amount of fappable or nude/semi-nude pictures of famous people.

"When those girls hit up the topless beaches in Spain, a great fappening will consume the internet."

by TJNR September 2, 2014

Car Fapper

A person who's addiction to cars is so intense they start to feel sexual needs for that motorized vehicle. Therefore starting to fap to it.

The person next to me seems to be a car fapper he keeps pulling up car photos and making weird noises.

by lolomont December 19, 2017

Flapped

When you fail at something or something goes wrong, used mainly in the North West of England.

Can be exaggerated to flapped everywhere.

Example 1:

Dave: "Can I roll a joint?"

Tom: "Nah, you're just gonna flap it like last time"

Example 2:

Jay: "I was trying to get into that girl but her fella came over and I flapped it everywhere"

by FlappedJoint June 3, 2012

fappergasted

The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.

Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.

by whcgonzo November 11, 2011

Fapper

One who faps, or practices fapping.

"Fapper's his username".

by Dinky May 21, 2004

frapped up

torn, broken, or just generally screwed up.

My car won't run, it just blows smoke out of the tailpipe. It must be frapped up again.

by Aunty Peaches May 17, 2010

fappetite

The appetite you work up after fapping for several hours. A fappetite can only occur after fapping for at least an hour straight...

I worked up a mean fappetite after my session ended..

Johnny worked up a fappetite after masturbating furiously for several hours.

by fappatite sammich March 13, 2014