Mud Falcon

Defficating while rock climbing resulting in falling fecal matter.

I forgot my poop tube, so I had to let some mud falcons fly.

by Bono is God March 19, 2011

white falcon

A sexual act wherein a male ejaculates on a female or male whilst the ejaculatee is jumping. The main objective of the "move" is to hit the ejaculatee with the ejaculate whilst the ejaculatee is in midair.

"That bitch tried to jump out the window before I could bust my nut, so I White Falcon'd her in midair."

"Damn, yo."

by Justin Herbert January 9, 2009

falcon stump

when an amputee attempts a falcon punch

despite losing his arm in Iraq, Sgt Willy was still able to Falcon Stump his wife.

by Man behind the curtain April 6, 2010

Falcon Boner Roundhouse

When a male achieves the legendary falcon boner, when in intercourse or in a heated mixed martial arts tournament, the user does a 360 degree spin, slapping his victim in the face, leaving an imprint.

Chuck Norris: I shall defeat you Bruce Lee!!!

Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(

by The Real Falcon June 1, 2011

gutter falcon

If a female is a dirty slut she might be referred to as a “ GUTTER FALCON”

Hey Brian, her heard from Brent and Bobby that Becky is a total Gutter Falcon!!!

by Ho go November 17, 2018

Falcon PunchLine

An extremely corny punchline.

A combination of Falcon Punch and Punchline. Falcon punch originated from the character Captain Falcon starring in the video game F-Zero. His character was later used in the popular Nintendo game Super Smash Brothers. His signature move in the game, the Falcon Punch, is used as a term for an extreme punch. This combines with punchline to express an "extreme punchline".

Bob: Why was there a fence around the graveyard?
Tom: I don't know, why?
Bob: People were dying to get in!
Tom: Now that's a falcon punchline.

by Iron Chef Quezon August 14, 2009

Falcon Rape

In super smash bros, while playing with captin falcon, the up B move.

link was just falcon raped off the stage.

by cfalcon69 December 17, 2008