Noun, A dead beat father of four or more illegitimate children that is consistently making promises and not delivering. A constant let down.
Frank: I see your son's still at the end of the drive way.
Jill: Yea, his Failther is about five hours late, I doubt he'll show
Jill: Yea, his Failther is about five hours late, I doubt he'll show
by Evilwaze February 18, 2011
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Father : Hold on son let me give you a failamanstration
Son : *facepalm*
Father : Hold on son let me give you a failamanstration
Son : *facepalm*
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Picture this: you are hungry, your dishes are dirty, your fridge only has 1/4 carton of debatable old milk, you are down to the end pieces of bread, and you are at a loss for what to eat for dinner.... then EUREKA! You remember seeing all the ingredients for the best spaghetti dinner ever! You clean out a pot, pour some water, set it on the stove to boil, and head back to your computer and read about the upcoming zombie apocolypses, look at the latest memes, and tell everyone about your amazing spaghetti dinner coming up. You hear the water finally boil, you head to the cabinet to retrieve the noddles and find THERE ARE NO NOODLES!
FAILGHETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!
FAILGHETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiger: I think I am going to go make the most incredible spaghetti dinner ever!
Verb: Oh man, that sounds great. I think I hear the water boiling man. Lets get those noodles cookin'!
::Tiger wanders into the kitchen and a couple seconds later::
Tiger: NOOOO NOODLES! FAILGHETTI!
Verb: Oh man, that sounds great. I think I hear the water boiling man. Lets get those noodles cookin'!
::Tiger wanders into the kitchen and a couple seconds later::
Tiger: NOOOO NOODLES! FAILGHETTI!
by LokiDoll December 10, 2012
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by Ichi_Horcrux May 27, 2021
Get the fallahi mug.A beautiful, smart and caring woman. She will stick up for her family and friends and do anything she can to protect those she love.
A born peacemaker and driven by a desire to create harmony and unity. Always want everyone to be included and make sure no one is left out alone.
A total bundle of Love, has a soft and warm exterior and you won’t regret being in her life. People are drawn to her because she makes the world a better place. Wants to continuously improve and make a change in the society.
A born peacemaker and driven by a desire to create harmony and unity. Always want everyone to be included and make sure no one is left out alone.
A total bundle of Love, has a soft and warm exterior and you won’t regret being in her life. People are drawn to her because she makes the world a better place. Wants to continuously improve and make a change in the society.
Falilah
by Juzwannabe456 November 22, 2021
Get the Falilah mug.A beautiful, smart and caring person. She will stick up for her family and friends and do anything she can to protect those she love.
A born peacemaker and driven by a desire to create harmony and unity between all. Always want everyone to be included and make sure no one is left out alone.
She is a total bundle of Love, has a soft and warm exterior and you won’t regret being in her life. People are drawn to her because she makes the world a better place. Wants to continuously improve and make a change in the society.
A born peacemaker and driven by a desire to create harmony and unity between all. Always want everyone to be included and make sure no one is left out alone.
She is a total bundle of Love, has a soft and warm exterior and you won’t regret being in her life. People are drawn to her because she makes the world a better place. Wants to continuously improve and make a change in the society.
by Juzwannabe456 November 24, 2021
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