fiddle my skittle

Act of female masturbation, consisting only of rubbing the clitoris to the point of orgasm

Juul: guys I’m really in the mood to fiddle my skittle

Chlow: no u can’t its no nut November

Lexî: I don’t need to fiddle my skittle, my boyfriend already does it for me
Ash: I have to wait 5 months before I can fiddle my skittle since I just gave birth
Susanal: me juj and syd fiddled our skittles together last night

by Juul ferris November 14, 2018

Oh fiddle

Basically the same as fiddlesticks, but if you are lazy you can just use oh fiddle. The 'Oh' is used for effect.

My new TV is broken. Oh fiddle!

by jimbradtommattetc March 3, 2008

Dong Fiddler

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.

Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...

by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 21, 2010

Geek Fiddle

A mean way of saying guitar in order to piss someone off.

Jerk:"Oh hey, I see you are playing your geek fiddle"
Guitarist:"It's not a geek fiddle!!!!

by Groidica February 14, 2013

Cud Fuddler

1. One who cuddles fud.
2. A corporate professional who mistakenly replies all to an email chain in an inappropriate manner, thus jeopardizing his credibility.

The team never let Bryan live down the time he became the biggest Cud Fuddler in history.

by NobodyOk? April 24, 2015

No Fiddle February

A challenge in the month of February females cannot 'masturbate' or 'fiddle' with themselves the whole month of February.

Tasha: Did you already fail No Fiddle February?
Tina: Hell nawwh! I'm waiting to fiddle my diddle this May!

by P R E C U I S E November 4, 2018

Fiddle-Dicks

A game where four men stand in a circle with their pants down and dicks erect. They begin to smack their penises together by thrusting their hips (as no hand contact is allowed). The object of the game is to climax as quickly as possible. Once you achieve ejaculation, you are safe. The jizz is collected in a cup and the person who does not ejaculate drinks the contents of the cup. *You MUST be strait to play.*

The boys went to the bathroom and engaged in a competitive match of Fiddle-Dicks.

by FiddleDicks September 26, 2010