farticle

an article used for blatant decisive purposes or that's incredibly boring to the reader may that be political religious scientific etc.

Wow Wanda this blog post on BuzzFeed is such a farticle.

Jeez Jimmy that farticle we read in class today was an absolute slog.

by Bears take shits April 26, 2021

Farticles

The Microscopic fecal matter that is Emitted While passing gas

I sleep in underwear to contain my nightly farticles

by Cfishb September 27, 2021

Farticles

Particles of fart in the air that can be tasted due to such intensity of fart smell

Damn bro, that fart was so nasty I can taste the farticles!!!

by Muñeca Tremenda October 16, 2021

farticle

the particle of a fart

Some Guy: Man that farticle stinks.
Some Other Guy: Bro for real.

by loggss February 6, 2022

Farticle

An article about farts.

Jerry, have you read the new Farticle on Emma Stone’s farts?
Did you know who created Farticles? Gleb Nikolaevskii did!

by Gleb Nikolaevskii April 13, 2022

factiples

a synonym for braincells and/or priorities

get your factiples in order

by anonymous December 8, 2022

farticles

when you think you did a little, harmless fart without any force but it leaves a little 'residue' on clothing (or wherever you are sitting/ lying down) aka 'fart particles'

uh-oh... I'd better go to bathroom, that fart was worse than I thought - I'm detecting farticles.

by sparkstersfury July 27, 2023