face blast

the act of farting while standing, then sitting down-placing your face where your ass just was.

"Oh man! I just face blasted myself!"

by Alexjayna the Gross December 7, 2009

Face Blast

When you get your face blasted by the wind

Simon "I went out on the bike for a blast"
Kev "What sort off a blast"
Simon "A face blast"

by Slee182 April 7, 2009

facewasted

when you have wasted your life on facebook. Either chatting,commenting,uploading,or posting etc. etc.

dude1: man my GF broke up with me
dude2: why???

dude1: she said ive facewasted my life away
dude2:...well thats kind of true
dude1: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!!!
dude2: well we're chatting on face book right now
dude1: oh.... *sob sob*

by ireallytrynottodothis July 18, 2009

facebase

the act of facebooking that resembles the use use of freebasing cocain. Hours of use that leaves you feeling empty inside. Feeling powerless to say no from compulsive checking to see if any one has made a comment. Repeated comments on your own posts.

Last night I was at the the movie, but I all that was on my mind was another facebase.

by leonfun1 February 22, 2010

faceblaze

To smoke weed (marijuana) over facetime on an Iphone, computer, or Ipad.

Hey Izabella, you wanna faceblaze? I just got some dank weed.

by Northstar11 August 29, 2012

Fica Faceplant

when you face plant, trip, fall, lick cunt on accident or purpose. this occurs often with rowdy drunken shitshow behavior.

I was fica faceplanting all over roma last night.

That rug muncher was fica faceplanting on that bitch.

by Timmy Tequila October 9, 2007

facemaster

The Egg Man, aka doctor roboto basically meaning you're a simonhead, look up chaud

Jeff: dude did you look at that chick?
Erica: yo she looks like a facemaster
Jeff: ...
Erica: pwn3d

by bigwilliams July 5, 2006