failed mission

A man who was trying to be a suicide bomber got owned irl

http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/failed-mission.jpg
that guy is a failed mission.

by johnthepon August 21, 2008

you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.

by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019

failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.

Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

failed tampon

A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!

That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...

by That was such a fail tampon. February 1, 2015

Task failed Successfully

-You succeeded at failing a task
-You failed the task, but you have your benefits
-Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time

A: Did you get what you wanted at the mall?
B: Task failed successfully
A: Damn...

by just your average suburban September 6, 2022

Fable 3

1. Those who haven't been introduced to Fable are lured to it by lying Game Stop people telling you it's a great game and it's a huge improvement on the first two games. You spend 35$ or more on a "done in 10 hours" piece of shit with a hastily thrown together story and only slightly better character design than the second.

2. A game only fun during those angry times where you feel the urge to go on a mass murdering spree and piss people off.

3. Don't buy it.

1. "Hey I just bought Fable 3! I'm so excited to play it!" 1 day later "FFFFFFFFFFFF-"
2. "After Fable 2, I wouldn't buy it unless they paid me."

by ThatDamnedUnicorn August 16, 2011

fable

what you call a girl who is fuck-able; a prefix can be added to the beginning if the girl is especially fuck-able, for example: Tri-fable, Sept-fable, Dec-fable (Dec-fable is the highest on the scale and is regarded as the highest honor)

God Damn she is fable, look at those fuckin tits!!

by Alex Kabil December 27, 2007