buck futter

Buck futter is actually what the real Sean Connery used in a letter to Richard Simmons, but he forgot that he was dyslexic.

Dear Rihcrad,
I know yuo are a buck futter, but yuo are stlil a graet guy.

by sajor March 1, 2005

Futtle

Confusion of foot when striking an inanimate object!

:foot hits toliet: AH! My futtle!

by the Jew June 9, 2003

futterbingers

IMish for butterfingers. Meaning, clumsy, particularly doing typoes.

Actual example, copied and pasted from IM:

Downstrike: ALready thger.

Downstrike: already there

Downstrike: Just call me futterbingers.

by Downstrike May 27, 2005

futted

fucking gutted same principal as hutted

"babes you coming alton towers?"
"naa babes i can't, got no dolla"
"im futted for you kid"

by lazio November 19, 2007

futt

A flatus. Usually one that sounds like "FFTTT". Often heard from Dydoo.

(Someone emits a FFTTT sound from their butt)
Dydoo: Hahaha did Vishpoo futt?
Deemdoo: Hahahahahahaaha yup he futted in his sleep!

by Deemdoo August 4, 2007

Futt

when you fuck a butt so hard it turns red and starts to bleed

i gave josaline a futt last night

by plastic mailbox April 27, 2009

Futwat

(pronouced foo-twat) A fucking twat. A term that refers to someone who has pissed you off beyond all imaginable reason. When Fucking Twat just can't make it out of your mouth...Futwat just seems to roll off your tongue.

That bitch at work is nothing more than a Futwat!

by J & D October 7, 2006