The standard unit of measurement used to describe the amount an individual cares about something.
Fucks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand fucks are equal to one kilofuck.
The fuck is almost always used to describe how little someone cares about something and the amount of fucks someone gives can be detected by a fuck-o-meter.
Fucks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand fucks are equal to one kilofuck.
The fuck is almost always used to describe how little someone cares about something and the amount of fucks someone gives can be detected by a fuck-o-meter.
Guy 1: You ready for the spanish exam today?
Guy 2: nope.
Guy 1: I was up studying all night and I'm still screwed.
Guy 2: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*
Guy 2: nope.
Guy 1: I was up studying all night and I'm still screwed.
Guy 2: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*
by No fucks given July 18, 2011
Get the Fucksmug. by yipppeeeKAYyay January 20, 2006
Get the fuck itmug. Yes, fuck.
1; The insertion of a male's genitals into another humans' genitals or anus. Also known as having sex with someone.
2; Used for exaggeration by placing the word before another they would like to further express.
3; A person who is far from intelligent.
1; The insertion of a male's genitals into another humans' genitals or anus. Also known as having sex with someone.
2; Used for exaggeration by placing the word before another they would like to further express.
3; A person who is far from intelligent.
1; I've fucked a tortoise in my past life.
2; Ducks can't fucking sneeze you dumbass! ..They can't right?
3; You're one huge moronic fuck to have had to search what fuck means on the Urban Dictionary as am I for taking the time to define it to the horny shits who actually search these things up, like you, my dear friend.
2; Ducks can't fucking sneeze you dumbass! ..They can't right?
3; You're one huge moronic fuck to have had to search what fuck means on the Urban Dictionary as am I for taking the time to define it to the horny shits who actually search these things up, like you, my dear friend.
by danlester June 9, 2016
Get the fuckmug. by BariBlue July 21, 2014
Get the That's Fuckedmug. Something a butt naked warlord might exclaim upon being bemused at the spectacle of a Mormon missionary suddenly appearing in his camp.
by doughnuts June 13, 2013
Get the The fuck is this?mug. by yipppeeeKAYyay January 21, 2006
Get the fuck thismug. 1. v. A way to express extreme anger at a specific person.
2. v. Telling a person to leave you alone.
3. n. In relation to sex or intercourse.
4. v. Have sex or intercourse
5. adj. Screwed.
2. v. Telling a person to leave you alone.
3. n. In relation to sex or intercourse.
4. v. Have sex or intercourse
5. adj. Screwed.
1. Fuck you Jimmy!
2. Fuck off Jimmy.
3. That was a great fuck last night.
4. Fuck me Jimmy!
5. Jimmy's fucked/Jimmy's fucked up in the head.
2. Fuck off Jimmy.
3. That was a great fuck last night.
4. Fuck me Jimmy!
5. Jimmy's fucked/Jimmy's fucked up in the head.
by Extremize October 1, 2017
Get the Fuckmug.