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frappucinhoe

Close relative of a macchiahoe; act like a hoe while consuming cold coffee beverages
The frappucinhoe strikes again at the local coffee shop.
by ElectroHunk August 31, 2021
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Caramel fappaccino

its where two hot pale white girls scissor each other while a hot Latino girl flicks the bean in the corner of the room.
"Dude I watched some girls do a caramel fappaccino and it was hot AS FUCK," "Really? Bro you're so fucking lucky,"
by Dick Chirison November 4, 2018
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crappuccino

Foamy fluid of dark brown crap that jets out of one's butt when an individual 1) has a terrible, terrible case of diarrhea 2) has taken an industrial strength laxative or 3) has consumed a copious amount of beer on an empty stomach
Dude, I can't play ball today... I've been dispensing crappuccino since 4am
by M.K.M. September 23, 2005
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fapuccino

to have a quick masturbation session to wake oneself up
Where's jimmy? His toast is getting cold.
I think upstairs having a fapuccino
by kingbumii May 12, 2015
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frappacino

Person 1: I went to Tim Hortons today and bought a cup of black coffee.
Person 2: Ew. You should've gotten a frappacino.
by Diet N00blet May 26, 2006
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fappuccino

Titty fucking a lactating woman while using the breast milk as lube then ejaculating on her chest and letting it all drip into a cup.
I served this fine ass MILF a grande fappuccino last night.
by Meatball1985 November 17, 2015
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Fappuccino

A fap and a Cappuccino. Term is used when a faux connoissuer consumes coffee with a certain pretentiousness.

This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.

The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.

The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.

There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.
1. Connoissuer: "This blend of Arabica and Robusta is sumptuous! It

doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"

Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"

2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.
by neogenesis March 7, 2012
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