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The Footy

A metaphysical, esoteric plain & state of mind, achieved after bendering so hard you hallucinate enough to think are are standing in a stadium watching a game of rugby league.
What the fuck are you talking about man? What seats, what stadium???

Sorry mate, I'm just at the footy right now.
by threeknees April 13, 2025
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So Footy

Something so elite, pure, or peak that it can only be compared to God's greatest creation — rugby.
Used to describe anything that goes above and beyond the ordinary. Doesn't have to be sport-related, just that good.
"My mate's bringing a case of beer"
"That’s so footy."

"Bro this steak is fucking hectic"
"Yeah its so footy"

"Oi Rate the sunset"
"Yeah its so footy"

"I scored a try on the weekend"
"So footy"
by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025
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Sticky footy

Please babe can I have a sticky footy.
by Sticky-Footy December 8, 2024
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Dead Footy

The definition of dead footy is something that lacks appeal, it can be used to describe a situation or an individual on a night out .
Harry is dead footy don’t you think?
by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022
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Angry Sticky Footy

When bae cares about your hydration so much that you just whip out your foot and stuff it into a pan of syrup while getting chased by Front Man from the Squid Games!!!
by plurgfish January 2, 2025
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footy tooty

When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.
John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.
by Dr.Wots September 16, 2020
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Footy

used by Brian chu to describe an individual as weird; doesn't act or think normally in the video game Escape From Tarkov
"what is he doing , what a fucking footy bro"
by lootgoblinVapor March 16, 2022
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