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FOOTIS

A disgusting fat creature that dwells in Sklavenitis Market, harass girls and has rapey intentions. You should better avoid someone like that at any cost.
Anon 1: Hey did u learn about Yiotis?
Anon 2: Yes he harassed a friend of mine. He is such a footis
by Ancient Albanian May 23, 2022
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Footy

used by Brian chu to describe an individual as weird; doesn't act or think normally in the video game Escape From Tarkov
"what is he doing , what a fucking footy bro"
by lootgoblinVapor March 16, 2022
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Footy Colours Day

A day celebrated any day in September representing the positivity of cancer's many health benefits. An Australian tradition represented by the wearing of footy jerseys and consumption of footy food, namely, meat pies (only meatpies). The blackness of the minced meat inside of a meatpie represents the cancer victim's depressing life and multiplication of chemotherapy cum flavoured vape corrupting their lung's arteries. The silky texture of the very sexy footy jerseys represents the slipperiness of Luca's bald head.
Bill: Are you excited for Footy Colours Day? I know I'm cumming at the mere thought of such a hot event.

Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers
by PXRA September 17, 2021
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footy

1. A UK slang word used as a shortened word of football, can also be spelt as footie
2. An Australian slang word used as a shortened word of Australian Rules Football (or the AFL)
1. Gary: "Hey Tom, wanna go watch the footy at Anfield?"
Tom: "I sure love watching the reds play footy, Gary!"
2. Wazza: "Oi Baz, wanna lets shitfaced at the footy during the pies game?"
Baz: "Struth mate that would be lovely, lets sneak 2 boxes of VB's into the G for the boys"
Wazza: "Crikey, I might be low on cash, i'll go check if I can get more
by the hecks and fricks police August 29, 2021
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Sticky footy

Please babe can I have a sticky footy.
by Sticky-Footy December 8, 2024
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Sad sticky footy

A grotesque sticky footy given by xio Ming in the back of a long John silvers whilst using mayonnaise and coleslaw
by The Creature. December 30, 2024
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Angry Sticky Footy

When bae cares about your hydration so much that you just whip out your foot and stuff it into a pan of syrup while getting chased by Front Man from the Squid Games!!!
by plurgfish January 2, 2025
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