Folded meat

The attempt to place one's flacid penis into a vagina. Usually by means of rough fold or smash-n-mash against the vagina.

We couldn't have sex because he went folded meat on me.

by @octopusapocalypse June 2, 2018

faded into

BLUE TEXT LMAOOOO

faded into BLUE TEXT LMAOOOO

by stop it now May 29, 2021

Moto Cross Faded

When you straight zoomin. You so crossed you know everything and nothing all at once. similar to the southern past time of Motorcycle athletics... but with your spirit.

Dude I was so moto cross faded last night I... two shots and one edible and I was Like Hannah Montana ... Best of Both Worlds

Woah. Talia. I can see your face... but it’s moving like Michael Jackson... a smooth criminal. Moto cross faded hehe.

Is Stephen Hawking dead... or am I just motoc cross faded as fuck?

by tap-dncr22 March 31, 2019

ffaded

a cool dude

I walked in on ffaded changing, he gave me the willy

by joshik0374 April 7, 2021

Dr. Forded

accusations and allegations against you being believed with no factual evidence

HIM: "Bro... you're the girl who got blackout drunk and hooked up with 10 guys at that party last year, right?"

HER: "I just moved here from Africa."
HIM: **ignores facts and logic** "So you are?"
HER: "Ugh I was warned about this... I'm being Dr. Forded.

by puddy eater October 3, 2018

Cross Faded

To mix alcohol and pills/weed/or any other drug.
FUCKS YOU UP!!!

Tony- Hey man- we finished that handle of tequila

Mike- Yeah i know, lets drink that fifth of gin

Tony- Lets take these flexeril first and get cross faded

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next day-
mike- wtf happened, why am i in your drive way
tony- idk, i was on top of the shed

by Partystarter619 November 2, 2009

get faded

get drunk

Keep calm and get faded!
Keep calm and get high (stoned)!

Yo' motherfuckers! Pour your 40 Oz and let's get faded!
Yo' motherfuckers! Pour your 40 Oz and let's get drunk!

by Spartaxiros November 14, 2013