FLORIDIAN CRACKHEADS

TRIN AND KAYY😂👎(people who live in florida and are rockmonsters )

"You guys need to stop, you are acting like floridian crackheads"- kyndall

by KYNDALL71818(ON.IG) June 30, 2019

Floridian Steakhouse

Step 1: Go to Outback Steakhouse and order your choice of steak to go
Step 2: Invite a 4 or lower over to your house (seriously, a 4 or lower, you’ll never want to see this person again)
Step 3: Take ordered steak and slap it right across her front-butt.

Step 4: Proceed to have doggy style sex while drizzling A1 Sauce on her back.

Step 5: Eat said steak off her back while, simultaneously, blowing her back out.

Man I had a bad day of work, so gave this 3 of a girl a Floridian Steakhouse

by BigTexJohnson March 23, 2022

Floridian Lecture

When she pulls a knife in the middle of an argument.

We were fighting about me being out all night drinking and she gave me a Floridian Lecture.

by yesitsyesrod February 2, 2024

Floridian Freight Train

Nickname of Ohio State Linebacker Brian Rolle.

The Floridian Freight Train intercepted and returned a game saving 2-pt conversion for the Buckeyes vs. Navy September 5, 2009. The huge Linebacker outran the entire Navy defense for 99 yards. The most exciting two point play in Ohio State football history. GO BUCKS!

by letsgobucks September 6, 2009

Floridian Storm

When one pours their wet diarrhea into a large cup and pours it onto someone.

My boyfriend keeps giving me a Floridian Storm

by Paxider011 February 2, 2022

Floridian water polo

When one person is on their hands and knees In a filled bathtub while another person penetrates them while slapping their ass and balls

If you don't shut up soon we're playing Floridian water polo

by Floridianwaterpoloenjoyer July 19, 2025

floridian

a derogatory term to describe a retard

Jeff: timmy is a Floridian
Casper: he's from Idaho?
Jeff: like a retard

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025