Floridian Papatims

Giant male boobs the size of hot air balloons

My best friend has a gigantic set of Floridian Papatims

by baconcheesestick May 14, 2025

The Floridian Hurricane

The act of spining the male genital in a circular motion while pissing. This is commonly used to show dominance.

"Did you hear, Bob did The Floridian Hurricane too show his dominance.

by advar February 2, 2022

Floridian Crockpot

The act of inserting your genitals, preferably a male, into a crocodile resulting in the separation of one's genitals from their body.

1: "Sir, how did you lose your penis?"
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."

by M1rc4t March 12, 2024

Floridian Cereal

When you eat alligator and purposefully vomit, then pour that vomit down your sexual partner's anus before proceeding to drink it out of the aforementioned oriface.

"I had some Floridian cereal out of my girlfriend yesterday; it was SOOOO hot!"

by EV4014 March 2, 2024

Floridian Hippie Tar Pit

Shoving a fistful of tobacco up your partners ass, and then covering your hand in a flammable substance and fisting them while your hand is on fire, and inhale the smoke through your ass"

"HEY DAD! LETS DO A FLORIDIAN HIPPIE TAR PIT AGAIN!!"

by Tylixyourass December 14, 2023

Floridians

The only people who are so friendly, the let their red-neck cyclists ride in their interstates.

Person 1: Bro again cyclists in the interstate?
Person 2: Thats just what floridians do.

by Knmagor June 24, 2023

Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher

A virus that you get from introducing exposed stomach acid to a well-done steak and moving that stomach acid into your eyeballs, which will make you hallucinate a dreamcatcher.

“Bro I did the Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher yesterday”
“What the fuck you’re disgusting”

by insidejokes4eva August 29, 2025