Float a pig

The act of defecation

I’m gonna go float a pig.

by Sqeekydad October 06, 2021

Float Daze

Days that you meet up with friends and float your local river.

Large group of drunks floating down a river.

That moment when you're floating the river on a perfect sunny day and you've drank just the right amount of alcohol.

Based off the infamous river float group from Macon Ga. The group Float Daze originated in spring of 2016 with a group of friends drinking and floating the Ocmulgee River every weekend.

Make sure you get enough beer for Float Daze tomorrow.

by Dazed River February 21, 2017

Floating Spit

When someone salivates in the air, causing the wind to carry it away into the wondrous atmosphere.

"Omg, Maria i swear there was floating spit outside in the parking lot of Target."

by Hannah0072 November 28, 2011

float bone

To lower one's standards, usually for a brief period of time, in order to score some easy action.

Jeff: Madison is going to be at the party tonight, so look sharp.

Arnold: But I don't feel much like showering; I think I'll just chase Phyllis and float bone.

by Paper Machete Music May 15, 2009

floating ernie

Dirty poop that floats in the toilet and one takes it out with thier hand and slaps their partner in the face with it.

I had horrible stomach pains and thought this was a great opportunity to give her a floating ernie

by Dahitatuff56786 November 08, 2014

Lil Float

The goat rap(p)er

Who made this fire song?
Its just Lil Float, the goat

by urbansanakirja May 30, 2020

The floating rock

When you do a handstand and shit yourself but only a little nugget comes out but you fart and keep it up in the air

Last night I was bored so I did the Floating rock

by LongWillyPhylis February 06, 2017