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Forum Firefighter

Someone who spends time in forums or on Facebook criticizing fire departments or fire service personnel and how they operate. If from a busier Dept, this person usually, if placed in the same situation as those he's criticizing, would have done the same exact thing. If from a slower Dept, this person probably hasn't ridden fire apparatus in years or at all. More frequently, this person is from a department that is relatively slow compared to the one he's criticizing. This person sometimes has a pile of certificates certifying him to perform duties that he could never do given the opportunity.
Michael says that Company "A" puts too many people in harms way. However, most company "A" personnel have reset their pagers for more fires than Michael has ever been to. Company "A" also has a great safety record. Michael probably works at radio shack and rides an ambulance more often than fire trucks, if at all. Michael is a nationally certified Forum Firefighter.
by ambulancedriver July 21, 2013
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foresight

Foresight.
A slight look into the future of a possibilty to come...
Used in a sentence: My names Kerry and in my foresight is the possibility of going to Groovin the moo festival...
This term is often used when the person is undecided in what they want to do as there probably a spoon
Used in a sentence: My names Kerry and in my foresight is the possibility of going to Groovin the moo festival...
by ikepod March 19, 2014
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fred the firefighter

A person whose generosity derives from Batman era comics.
He is such a Fred the firefighter he makes me want to be Robin.
by TTT 22 July 10, 2020
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Freight-Tastic

adjective
Extraordinary execution of freight services by a freight enthusiast, typically generating large sums of money.
Mark the freight broker had a Freight-tastic day he moved 25 loads with no incidents for a margin of $10,000
by Freight Guy 20 September 6, 2012
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fivelight

To pressure someone to surrender their senses and memories

Taken from the “Star Trek: The Next Generation” episode “Chain of Command (part II).” Captain Picard is shown four lights and is told that there are five. Every time he says there are only four lights he’s electrocuted. This episode is heavily inspired by George Orwell’s novel “1984.”

Credit to author Alexandra Erin for coining the term.
The fivelighting on him had become see effective that he did not believe anything that debunked the alternate reality he had been made to accept.
by leo3375 June 5, 2019
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Freighting

When you scream twice and it makes a noise similar to a train whistle
Miller: "Oh no Donnie's freighting again."
Donnie: "HNYGHHH"
by annoyingpeople December 4, 2019
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firefistace22

Quick way of calling someone out that he's a bad ABA (Anime battle Arena) Player.
"WTF? STOP HOLDING BLOCK, FIREFISTACE22"

"LOL YOU'RE TERRIBLE" *Average Florida Laugh*
by DzoaTheOgre October 20, 2021
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