Capri-Sun Funland

A theme park based around the Capri-Sun soft drink. It is known for having a very fun water slide. No artificial ingredients allowed!

Any sentient soft drink who wishes to enter Capri-Sun Funland is scanned by a high-tech machine to see if they contain any artificial ingredients. Sentient soft drinks who contain artificial ingredients will be denied entry.

"Capri-Sun Funland - can't wait! Next stop, the water slide!"

by Sussy Bazinga September 21, 2022

filanderer

one who walks around juggling three onions while maintaining a stark erection

Person 1: Last night I walked into my brother's room to find boxes of vidalia onions, viagra, and farm animal porn.
Person 2: Dude, your brother is a closet filanderer.

by Drewskie May 20, 2008

finlandswede

A person who’s born and raised in Finland but has Swedish as their native language.

“Oh she’s from Finland? So she speaks Finnish, then?”

“No, I think she’s a FinlandSwede.”

by Lilia133 June 22, 2020

Finlandish Gizzard

1.) a ferocious reptile (finlandanus gizzordian) Located in the inner most regions of china. The name comes from the deadly neuro toxin (finloxie-polychloride)injected into its victims. This poisin instantly breaks its targets down into deathmounds.

2.) Original slang started by gang members and adopted by the hiphop scene. East to West people use this term to decribe a straight killer. Derived from the ultra deadly reptile Finlandanus Gizzordian.

"Im bout to get Finlandish Gizzard on your ass"

"Dont fuck with Leeroy, hes straight Finlandish Gizzard"

by Stovedoblet0nbeeyatch April 30, 2006

filandry

The love, admiration and kindness with boys and men.
Be around men. To prefer male friendship. Be a filandrist.
Glorify the male body.
To spread male awesomeness.

I love men and everything about the male universe. I think I have filandry.

by Green Nacho Monster May 29, 2015

finlandia university

Abbreviated F.U. Located in the upper peninsula of michigan near michigan tech. Ghetto as fuck, dumb as fuck, and usually where the men from tech go to find pussy. Also known as a brothal.

Guy 1: We hangin at Finlandia University this weekend?

Guy 2: Of course! It's a sausage fest here at michigan tech and i need to get laid.

by greedygreens February 11, 2010

Finlindian

Someone who lives by the finlindian national anthem-
Fortnight is gay
It is not the Finland way
If it’s not the Finland way
It is gay

Finlindians should rule the world

by Finland forever September 28, 2019