Fapsmith

One who can fap and jizz in under 1 second of fapping.

Issac is the Fapsmith.

by fapsmith69 July 13, 2010

fapstar

a person who masterbates so often and well he is considered a pro at FAPPING. he is pornstar status of FAPPING.

chase has been sitting at home all day fapping for 12 hours straight. he is such a FAPSTAR

by fapinabox November 16, 2010

fapoozle

The black Eharmony.com

Man, i met Ira White (BJ) last night on Fapoozle

by Nancy Grace April 13, 2009

Fapsted

Pronounced Fap-Sted, this word is used as a name for a school in which the teachers and/or students are somwhat or utter morons.

Dan: Have you seen Bill's new school? They don't get sex-ed until 9th grade!
Dylan: Yeah, its such a fapsted! Why the hell did his parents put him there?

by Smaster1755 October 18, 2012

Fapsassination

The belief that the death/ destruction of something can be attributed to you masturbating to that item.

This can be applied to masturbation that results in the termination of that Object by accident, or masturbation with the intent to kill (malicious masturbation)

Example of a Fapsassination:

I once fapped to the idea of having sex with one of my moms really hot friends before going to sleep.

Woke up the next morning to find out she'd killed herself that night...that was something that nobody I know will ever find out about.

-Reddit user TyperSniper

by pseudonymousR August 1, 2016

Fapsstain

A stain that which came from fapping

There was a fapsstain on my son's bed

by Jackthefastman December 31, 2018

fabosity

Something that is wonderful, fabulous, cool beyond belief.

"I met Johnny Depp!"
"Oh my gosh! Fabosity!"

by Sarah Christine March 25, 2005