Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.
When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.
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A:"I went to a renaissance fair and I meta knight"
B:"Heheh"
A:"Uhh, hey, why don't you grab my arm, Pit?"
B:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
CF:"Falcon PUN-ch!!!!"
PLAYER DEFEATED
B:"Heheh"
A:"Uhh, hey, why don't you grab my arm, Pit?"
B:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
CF:"Falcon PUN-ch!!!!"
PLAYER DEFEATED
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Get the Falco Punch mug.A falcon Pinch is the act of Making A woman Bleed from the Vagina. Involving Inserting the thumb and first finger. Reaching to the top if the uterus, Pinching it and pulling it as far down as you can before releasing.
Resulting In a River Rapid of Blood.
Resulting In a River Rapid of Blood.
I totallay gave Conor's mum a Falcon Pinch last night and she bled Enough for 100 Tranfusions.
Up, Pinch, Pull, Ping!
Up, Pinch, Pull, Ping!
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