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The Shit Factor

A.K.A John Cena. He can't wrestle, he can't talk, and he fucking Sucks. The Shit Factor of Pro wrestling.
Bruce Blitz: Cena Is the Shit Factor of Pro Wrestling.
by Cenahater316 December 24, 2013
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Factinista

A person, or group of people, who spend their lives telling others what is or is not a fact, based on what they have read in books.

Coined by Steven Colbert during a brilliant monologue at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
Ladies and gentlemen of the press corps, Madame First Lady, Mr. President, my name is Stephen Colbert and tonight it's my privilege to celebrate this president. We're not so different, he and I. We get it. We're not brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We're not members of the factinista. We go straight from the gut, right sir? That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's 'cause you looked it up in a book.
by russbrucks August 30, 2008
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factlet

A trivial, ephemeral fact; yet just as accurate. Not to be confused with factoid, which denotes less than accurate.
After a little research, it turns out that Jim's little factoid the other night was actually a factlet. (This will change how people think about President Taft).
by Rex Cavendish July 20, 2008
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Chocolate Bon-Bon Factory

This is a synonym for the anus which is typically used in porn. It is referring to the fact that a nice arsehole is often a tasty treat, as well as a functional tool for shitting.

It is usually used when referring to the very neat and tidy arsehole of a young female pornstar, often during the performance of a rimjob. However it is also used to refer to arseholes of any denomination, colour, size, shape, gender, sexual orientation or ethnicity.
"Oh wow, don't you have a neat little arsehole! I can't wait to dig my tongue right into your chocolate bon-bon factory!"
by Azbo The Great! March 13, 2017
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What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.
by zacon November 29, 2003
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Bastard Factory

A woman who becomes pregnant at a steady pace outside of marriage producing a rather alarming amount of unfathered children
She's pregnant again? That bastard factory can't keep her legs shut.
by Archduke_Chocula June 11, 2006
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The Pantomime Factor

The Pantomime Factor is a device used by writers of film and TV dramas that has the audience shouting at the screen, when what the hero or heroine is about to do, defies imagination and logic.
An example of The Pantomime Factor.

The heroine on a dark night walks alone into her unlit house which clearly has had a forced entry and fails to see a figure lurking in the dark as they stumble about, never even thinking about turning on a light.
More impressionable observers will be shouting; "Look out behind you!" and similar warnings at the screen, but of course to no avail.
by Doghouse Riley July 3, 2008
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