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Exams

A set of assessed procedures to gauge academic performance following a course of study. However, Marxists would argue that this is in fact a product of 'false consciousness': exams are actually engineered to force the proletariat of students to undertake the normail 'duties' of everyday life. These usually involve hygeine; for example, washing your clothes, cleaning your room, or undertaking a meaningless life mission such as adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.
A: Do you want to come over for a 5-course dinner and literature discussion group after I finish indexing all my bank statements?

B: Sure, what's the occasion?

A: I've got exams.
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
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Exam Brethren

Examination brethren ( Exam Brethren);
This is a means of supporting colleagues writing exams

It can be in form of cash, foodstuff and kind words of encouragement (which should go with the first two)
Exam brethren is a tradition majorly done in medical school
Nonso is going to recieve exam brethren in this coming exam from me
by ProEx February 22, 2020
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Prostrate Exam

The only time you don't want doc to have two hands...
That was an awkward prostrate exam.
by The haydero April 5, 2021
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erasmo

A Mexican , usually tall and mature . Likes older women and doesn't play gay shit .
What's your uncle's name?
Ohh it's erasmo
by mr gato June 8, 2014
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IGCSE Mock Examinations

1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.

2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.

3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.

4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"
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Exam Goggles

The morning of a final exam, everyone shows up in eyeglasses for the first time. They were all too busy cramming to put in their contacts, and they're barely recognizable.
Hey, nice exam goggles. I didn't know you needed glasses.

I've got tunnel vision - I never wear these exam goggles out of the house!
by j424marie December 9, 2010
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Exam Venue

Are you allowed bags in the exam venue?
by Steve8765 January 9, 2017
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