evil shit

taking an evil shit is the most vile & despicable form of bathroom desecration; usually done in a one-person public restroom. Shit is flung or smeared all over the walls, floor, and/or toilet.

I was workin at the gas station and some fucker took an evil shit in the men's restroom & I refused to clean it up.

by quetzaln January 13, 2007

Evile

Amazing English thrash metal band, formed in 2004 by brothers Matt (lead vocals, rhythm guitar) and Ol Drake (lead guitar), Mike Alexander (bass) and Ben Carter (drums)

Current discography:
All Hallows Eve (EP) -2004
Hell Demo - 2006
Enter the Grave (first full-length album) - 2007
Infected Nations (LP) -2009

A really great, very talented band (especially the drummer) Reviving classic thrash, they kinda sound like a big amalgam of Metallica, Slayer and Exodus, which can't possibly be a bad thing can it?!

Any fans of thrash should definitely check their stuff out

Jack: Hey, did you check out Evile's Enter The Grave?
Mike: No, should I?
Jack: Hell yes!
Mike: *has an eargasm*

by CandleJackR1104 September 19, 2009

More Evil Than Satan Himself

In 1999 and 2000, there was a google bombing of Microsoft, when you searched More Evil Than Satan Himself, the first page brought you to the Microsoft homepage. Also, in the MSN UK Beta Search, when you searched More Evil Than Satan, it brought you to google.com

Microsoft is more evil than Satan himself!

by Zenith Xan December 20, 2004

evil brain

the act of squeezing ones testicles to accentuate the seam and to allow the sesame seed-like follicles to appear near bursting

When Grandpa gets drunk, he claims the evil brain helps him win at Scrabble.

by grokdeezballz July 13, 2009

Resident Evil

A video game series started by Capcom in 1996. The first game took place in a ficticious place called Raccoon City where reports of canibalistic murders were taking place in the mountain area. The police search and rescue sqaud, S.T.A.R.S. is sent in to investigate these murders, but stumbles upon an estate out in the woods that holds a deadly secret. The city's biggest corperation, UMBRELLA, had been producing bioweapons. A leak occured when the founder of the progenitor virus, Dr. Marcus, had been ressurected by his leach-like test subjects and set forth to have his revenge on UMBRELLA and Spencer for his assasination. In the first game, you play as either Chris Redfield or Jill Valentine of the S.T.A.R.S. and set out to expose UMBRELLA, while attempting to survive the zombies at the same time.

There were many sequals to follow the game's success:
Resident Evil 0 (Playing as Rebecca Chambers and Billy Coen)
Resident Evil: REmake (Playing as Chris Redfield or Jill Valentine)
Resident Evil 2 (Playing as Claire Redfield or Leon Kennedy)
Resident Evil 3: Nemesis (Playing as Jill Valentine)
Resident Evil: Code Veronica (Playing as Claire and Chris Redfield)
Resident Evil 4 (Playing as Leon Kennedy)

There have also been many spin offs to the series, such as the Gun Survivor series and Dead Aim, Resident Evil Gaiden and Resident Evil: Outbreak (or RE: Online).

Although the game took a decline after the REmake, being unable to compete with other survival horror games such as the Silent Hill franchise, the game has recently re-invented itself with the 4th installment of the series; Resident Evil 4 for the Gamecube and PS2.

There has also been a teaser for the 5th game leaked on the internet, which shows the return of Chris Redfield to the series.

The Resident Evil series is also well known for it's horrific voice acting and corny dialog

Barry: Wow, you are almost a Jill Sandwhich

by JoeSue December 28, 2005

eila

an eila is essentially a goddess. they are strong and confident, but not cocky. an eila will take a bullet for anyone but don't get on her bad side or she'll rip you to shreds. an eila will light up a room as soon as they walk in, leaving everyone perfectly content and happy. although eila's are often kind and welcoming with everyone, they have trouble with that being reciprocated towards them. an eila is a friend you want to keep for years, she will force you to be her friend at first, but you won't want to leave her. eila will hype you up and make you feel good about yourself no matter what...they will also call you on your shit without a doubt, being the straightforward person that she is. eila is often a very passionate person who has no trouble coming up with new creative ideas. anytime you meet an eila you will see that they are very gay and have impeccable music taste. when you first eila, she is somewhat intimidating but you will easily get over that seeing her feisty and spunky personality.

if you have an eila in your life then you are very lucky! never lose them! she deserves the world!

person one: omg who is that over there? she's stunning but kind of looks like a bitch
person two: oh that's eila! don't worry about them, one of the greatest people you'll ever meet

by ur local bitch May 17, 2021

Ike Eveland

Ike Eveland, One of the people everyone needs a Ike once in their life
He may be fragile he can make you smile with his jokes.

His yawns are cute, And his voice is something new, and beautiful.
Even Vox Akuma fell for his kindness

He is loved by all.
He may aslo dodge your confessions~
looking at you quildern.

Vox Akuma : I asked if you could marry me,
Ike Eveland : Oh. Anyways~

by Zexail Eveland November 14, 2022