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Carlson Evidence

Shocking or damning evidence that has to the potential to fundamentally affect an outcome, but that the holder can't ever show you.
"He argued he had Carlson evidence proving he did not steal the petty cash from his employer, that he had copies of it, and it would clear his name, but he could never show it to anyone because the only copy was lost."
by JG_in_SB October 30, 2020
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evidents

"Noticeable nicks" dat point towards someone's having damaged an item.
If two vehicles show signs of a collision, and flakes of paint from each vehicle are present on said areas, dat is pretty strong evidents dat they did indeed encounter forcible contact!
by QuacksO December 29, 2023
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Evidence

It happened on camera. The day after I said it was happening on camera the police showed up to watch the footage. Everyone I've spoken about publicly has eother been fired or transferred because somebody spoke to BOB (Jordan and then he reference it on his podcast)
Hym "You likely don't care about the evidence. What do you want me to hack the mainframe? Someone already did that and immediately after everyone I spoke about publicly was fired or transferred. That's also the whole you're actively participating in it part. If you're readin this then it's true. But you don't care. You don't like the things I've said so you don't care. You want to control my ability to seek recourse because of 'be nice to retards' and there is no reason for me to try to convince someone who clearly wants it to be true but doesn't what the person it's happening to to be able to seek recourse. It's just spite. You're shit people and you care only about controlling the people you don't like. And there go your reproductive rights because you're not likable people and your political opposition is just like you. They don't like permiscuous women! See how that works shit-head?"
by Hym Iam February 23, 2024
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Evidentful

. Consisting of many pieces of evidence.
. A handful of evidence
Just trying to be Evidentful
by E-vee-dent-fool December 28, 2021
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Evidence

There is a difference between not actively having evidence with you and there not being any evidence. And a difference, again, between those 2 thing and hiding evidence deliberately explicitly so you can ask where the evidence is to make a banal point about religious uncertainty.
Hym "Additionally, if I say "I have evidence in a safe under my bed' and you refuse to check the safe and prevent me from opening the safe... That is ALSO not the absence of evidence. But your Jew ancestors did lie. They did not talk to the creator of the universe at any point in time. If God exists and it has fore-knowledge... Talking to the people you created would be akin to talking to movie you've already watched."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2025
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Evidence

F*cking bad opinion or fact
That Evidence killed my mother f*cker.
by Get the motherfucker September 23, 2020
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