homo event

Basically any event planned or extemporaneous,, that the homos host to further the gay agenda.

Wow I went downtown with the kid to get some ice cream and ran smack dab into a homo event.

We got the rainbow sorbet and bolted out of town like we were being chased by the undead .

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

Bad Lettuce Event

An unfortunate happening or an unexpected disappointment that takes away from that which would have formed the base of your desired expectations. Derived from expecting to create a salad at a salad bar and finding that the lettuce is brown or wilted.

"Bill won a free vacation to Europe, but is ill and can't go"

"Man, that's some bad lettuce event"

by Blushift December 23, 2008

The J-Soc Event

When an event/outing is planned and seems a very good idea, until it goes wrong in the first 10 minutes.

Oh yeah... The J-Soc Event...

by UWSU J-Soc October 26, 2010

Current Event

You look for a newspaper/online article then write a summary about it or whatever the hell you feel like. Thursdays are the days you DO current events cause they are due friday.

But there are losers who do it an extra day early...

Teacher: "Class do not forget your current event this week!"
Student: "Don't worry I'm special and did it a day early!"

by Angry Salamander October 21, 2005

non-event

a disappointing occasion which was not interesting, especially one which was expected to be exciting and important

The party turned out to be a bit of a non-event - hardly anybody turned up.

by oliverbr May 22, 2006

Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon

The point at which reality becomes so weird that the comedy website The Onion is no longer funny in comparison.

"Did you see that political ad? It's WAY past The Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon."

by InThane May 11, 2010

Canon event

Event: Someone must get folded, for Spiderman to be molded

Do not break the canon event, Miles! - Miguel O'Hara

by Andester June 18, 2023