Women of the world, you have my deepest sympathies. Feel free to blame this bimbo the next time your cooch starts to bleed.
Eve: That nice talking snake said I should have a bite of that apple. Looks yummy. I’m sure a little nibble won’t hurt anybody.
by vfuzz March 7, 2019

by K fam January 27, 2017

An absolute specimen, she destroys schlongs and has the worlds biggest dumpy. If you are ever lucky enough to have an Eve, never let her go. Never.
"Hey man, I'm talking to this girl.."
"Whats her name"
"Eve"
"BRO YOU ARE SO LUCKY I'D KILL TO HAVE AN EVE"
"Sick man"
"Whats her name"
"Eve"
"BRO YOU ARE SO LUCKY I'D KILL TO HAVE AN EVE"
"Sick man"
by shclong destroyer March 6, 2021

by Jimmy. L March 28, 2019

An eve is someone who sleeps ALL the time. She loves a night out and will speak to everyone when she’s drunk (even people she does not know). She is a very simple person and will usually enjoy plain foods like eggs or raw fish like salmon. Overall she’s a good person just don’t let her anywhere near white boots…
by anonymous November 22, 2021

an Eve is when a severly intoxicated individual embarreses themselves so much that other people also feel their same. it also refers to a person who suffers from severe loneliness and depiration and is often repsonsible for raping people named connor dywer.
That girl was so drunk last nite she pulled an eve, the guy called the guards on her and she was arrested.
by c. naughton June 21, 2011
