real estatement

A store located in a high-traffic / posh area. Prime real estate selected to make the brand seem bigger than it is.

"Opening that shop in Rockefeller Center certainly makes a real estatement!"

by Boundlessj November 20, 2013

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real estate contrarian

A property manager or investor who after purchasing property, contrary to the traditional approach of renting it out, burns it to the ground for the insurance money.

The rental market in Flint Michigan is so bad only a real estate contrarian could make money.

by Lebron is a hater October 13, 2020

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Oh my god Benjamin, with that many photos, your photo board will have no more real estate!

by ahuyhuyy July 25, 2022

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Real Estate Business Developer

An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.

Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop

by Agente Secreto January 19, 2023

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