ejaculate

A gigantic douchebag that has gone above and beyond the call of duty to make himself synonymous with baby batter. See Kenny G

Pete: "Jesus, did you hear about John Tesh putting out another album?"

Wendy: "Yeah, that prick is nothing but society's ejaculate."

by Leroy Tabbins February 16, 2009

Neuro-ejaculate

When your brain penis impregnates all cognitively demanding situations/ideas/thoughts in your environment; also, including the impregnation of wisdom to all present organisms in said environment.

The level of wisdom you are ejaculating from your brain penis must be impregnating the wisdom of those around you. Your neuro-ejaculate is allowing you to be very level headed tonight, Kyle.

by KW117 June 19, 2011

Ejaculate and Evacuate

rape

OMG!!! i just watched someone get ejaculate and evacuate

by yeet me November 12, 2018

Pre-new year ejaculate

When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.

On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"

by Filamena C January 7, 2010

Enapulate

When you bust a nut so hard you almost immediately pass out.

"Bro I was jacking it yesterday and I busted so hard I enapulated."

by Penilechode July 26, 2018

elabulate

A person who talks shit and does know it

She talk on and on while she had nothing to elabulate

by diecock August 3, 2016

estabulate

concatenation of establish and tabulate; to establish by tabulation.

My friend, Paul, estabulated a new physical constant.

by The Infamous Din May 6, 2018