blind spot enhancer

Another name for a cell phone without a headset used by a driver while driving. Causes the driver's blind spot to go from a minimal 15 degrees over either shoulder to a stunning 180 degrees on their right (or left) side, as they forget to check their mirrors before doing something stupid like cutting you off.

A good wingman is the best defense against drivers employing blind spot enhancers. Most traffic cops will accept this as a patent reason for getting caught in a speed trap in moderate traffic.

Tom: *driving to a party with Harry riding shotgun*
Harry: "Hey, Tom - this party's gonna be banging..."
Tom: "Yeah - it'll be off the hook!"
Harry: *looks out the passenger side* "Uh-oh... Bogey with a blind spot enhancer, 3-o-clock. You might wanna shake him before he..."
*Mr. Blind-Spot-Enhancer School-O-Driving starts drifting left, forcing Tom to do 88 to avoid getting hit*
Tom: *checks his mirrors* "That was close, hope the 5-0 flex that fool."

by zurielseven May 5, 2011

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enhance text

Make something more important, or if in a new artical make it more juicy.

Lets try to enhance text a bit. do you agree?

by anonymous January 14, 2018

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Future Enhancement

Shit that will never get done.

The customer has requested a future enhancement .

by Dava Cofield February 15, 2017

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Music Enhancers

Diplomatic way of saying you will part take in the consumption of drugs, referring to the euphoric feeling one gets from being on molly or ecstasy. When taken it enhances the music you are listening to.

Mum: Are you going out tonight?? I hope you will not be taking any music enhancers!!

by chocnoir December 27, 2018

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