English Moon

When a girl gets railed by 5 men in one sitting. The men align in a star formation, aka the English Moon. One dick in the mouth, one in the right hand, one in the left hand, and now the men in the back align at precisely 45° angles and slide into this poor girls pussy and asshole. This is a quite complex maneuver, always make sure to trade up every so often so all guys get the full experience of the English Moon.

Hot damn, Avary is getting an English Moon by the offensive line!

by LDK Limited January 24, 2022

Infinite Improbability English

Infinite Improbability English is the language you end up with when you type on a Smartphone with spellcheck turned on. It is an especially distinct dialect when using a keyboard enhancement like SWIPE word entry. The term is a portmanteau between the Infinite Improbability Engine as featured in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the English language. It represent the weighing of probabilities in meaning one does when receiving an apparantly outrageous or non-sequitur message from a Smart device.

These Infinite Improbability English messages along the intended word:

The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)

by NutellaBear May 25, 2016

English, motherfucker!

Best line from Pulp Fiction.

English, motherfucker! Do- You- Speak- It?

by Ryan "Sephylight" Walker August 27, 2006

"in english"

an expression used if the preceding statment was incoherent even though it was in english anyways

"The dude was all lik "blam", and i was jus "ya know" and it jus went down"

"Can you say that "in english" please?"

by Danny Ramirez December 19, 2006

english mastiff

A huge fucking dog! That likes to steal your bed and like to cuddle and think they're a lap dog

Big ass dog!! Like huge English mastiff!!!

by Stufflover October 5, 2013

christy english

fine ass woman. shes a dime, top of the line, cute face, little waist, and a big behind.

look at that christy english!

by hellisdank666 August 8, 2009

Full English

Traditional English breakfast consisting of: fried eggs, bacon, sausages, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding, fried bread and baked beans (optional).

Usually served with tea/coffee or pure orange juice.

Nothing like a good ol' Full English

by Audra December 18, 2004