Emerson

Smallest penis ever, is a little pussy

Emerson is mentally retarded

by 836w72 January 28, 2019

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Emerson

The fattest of all the fat shits

Hey bro It’s Emerson isn’t he really fat

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She is such a nice person with a great sense of humour . She can get on your last nerve but you still love her . She is a fit lady with hazel eyes her hair is like nothing you've ever seen befor she never brushes it and is gross. But you love her

Emerson : I hate you I love you

by Christmas pudding November 10, 2017

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emerson college

A Boston communications college which specializes in performing arts, film, and journalism. "Gay or a smoker by the time you graduate or your money back". Huge "Hipster" scene, full of film, theatre and music snobs/intellectuals. It is usually where all the acting and musical theatre Tisch rejects end up going instead.

"Uh! That crazy musical theatre psycho bitch just put her clove out on my new Brighteyes tee-shirt!"
"Oh don't worry about her. She's just still bitter about being rejected from Tisch and being forced to perform with sub-par Emerson College acting majors."
"What a bitch. Come on, let's go dye our hair."
"Sounds deck."

by AnArtichokeQueen December 28, 2005

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.

All the teachers say that you shouldn't write like that idiot Emerson.

by Winky March 4, 2005

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