elliot

a small, retard midget that give jerkoffs to 40 stone peodo pensioner.

person1:hey have you seen that elliot
person2: yer he tried to suck me off when i doing my homework

by shamzz_ alom October 25, 2009

Elliot

An individual who unfortunately lacks the primitive motor skills to hold silverware. Sometimes this sad disability causes an Elliot to spill food on himself, and sometimes even to throw food on himself. If you date an Elliot, expect to do a lot of dry-cleaning.

Dude Number One: "Awe man, I just spilled yogurt sauce all over my shirt!"
Dude Number Two: "What are you? An Elliot?"

by Greatest man that ever lived. December 8, 2010

Elliot

A piece of crap that bullies everyone and is the most nerdiest person

NERD!!!!! Elliot

by gigogigogigo December 31, 2008

Elliot

A communist boy who is inferior to all others

Child 1: did you hear elliot
child 2: ya he made me communist

by Squirmy_Worm_69 May 17, 2018

elliot

dean's secret gay lover

"so are elliot and dean gay?"
"if they are, they are doing one hell of a job of hiding it!"

by dearhodkillme February 23, 2017

Elliot

A fag that is not gnar

That kid is such an Elliot

by xyz124999 June 9, 2011

Elliot

A type of guy with a small dick and is very ugly. Every girl fucking Hayes him especialy girls name brooke who break up with him on text. He fucking sucks at soccer and has a big ass fore head and he's gay and loves sucking on a big juicy cock because he doesn't have one.

Girl: hey did you see that kid elliot

Me: ya he's a dick and had a small cock.

by Ethan458292 September 16, 2017