execulate

To have an orgasm at the thought of being in a high-ranking position at one's job and getting filthy rich.

Mr. Karageorgis got so excited thinking about his salary increase and his paid vacation that Cheryl thought he was going to execulate.

by pentozali September 9, 2010

ejectulation

A premature mechanical ejection due to over excitement.

I had ejectulation and fired the missile early.

by AJ Quick June 2, 2009

Pre-new year ejaculate

When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.

On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"

by Filamena C January 7, 2010

ejectulating

peeing in a forceful manner

I love ejectulating all over my girlfriend’s face.

by filibusting February 15, 2023

eventulater

Eventulater (ēven chew later)
(Adverb)
-Not right now, but eventually

-At some uncertain time

I will be over eventulater

I will do it eventulater

by Inferno July 16, 2016

Exactulately

A complex portmanteau word. "Exactly" + "Accurately" = "Exactulately". Not just exact, not just accurate - but both.

Possibly (er, exactulately) derived from a brief verbal stumble in a youtube video on the Tested Channel about "Inside Adam Savage's Cave: Model Making for Movies".

That is exactulately the situation we face, no one could have said it better.

Exactulately what do you mean?

by —thoughtstorms— July 2, 2017

Ejaculate 'n Evacuate

The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"

"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"

"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"

by Ejubjub August 13, 2018