edmonton oilers

the former home of gretzky and a very good franchise; they won 5 (i believe) cups during the '80s with gretzky and messier; have been good recently, but missed the playoffs this year

The Oilers have good, rowdy fans.

by Craiggers April 14, 2004

edmund

the king of awesomeness. edmunds tend to own rachels and will gladly own you. beware for his temper, as he will show who's boss.

edmund doesn't like fatchicks, his temper lures in beautiful women like rachel

by gamos February 4, 2010

Edmund Fitzgerald

When a turd is so long that it cannot support itself and breaks in half between waves like the fabled ore carrier.

Man, I feel so much better. After eating that cheese log and peanut butter last night and washing it down with Budweiser, I just launched an "Edmund Fitzgerald".

by GrandMaster T January 1, 2012

edmonds woodway

Also know as Edmonds weedway, this high school in Edmonds is full of wanna be soundcloud rappers who pay their way to get noticed and/or claim they “grew up” with lil mosey. The hoes at Edmonds Woodway have herpes and like to get fucked in the bathrooms. You will likey run into little boys claiming they are from norfend and throwing up neighborhood.

person one: bro I fucked this snow bunny last night but now my dick burns.

person two: damn she must’ve been an edmonds woodway bitch huh.

by oof444 September 23, 2018

Edmon

Usually guys with this name are the most funniest, coolest and famous people at their schools. A guy whose name is Edmon is a great friend and everyone wishes to be like him. Everyone knows him, respects him and loves him.

Man do you know Edmon?
Of course I do, I mean who doesn’t?
He is so cool man I wish I was him.

by James3848 January 17, 2018

Edmund Burke School

The best private school in Washington DC.

It used to be a stoner school and still kinda is

everyone at Burke is beautiful and you'd think we were models

All of our teachers are either gay, ex-hippies, ex-marines or just plain crazy

If you go to Friendship Heights or Bethesda, we're always there.

We get random Jewish Holidays off because we have all those Jews at our school.

Sedwell Friends, GDS, WIS and Field ain't got nothing on us

"I went to a party last night and saw some baked Edmund Burke School kids,"

"All those Field kids wish they went to Edmund Burke School,"

by Edmund Burke III December 20, 2008

edmund kemper

a ruthless killer who killed his mother, grandparents and countless women during the 1970s. he was known as the coed killer and he dismembered his victims and made the head perform fellatio on him. He is known for his gigantic figure at 6'9 and having an IQ of 145
he turned himself in at the thought of being caught by police.

edmund kemper was one mad man, he fucking made his mothers dismembered head perform fellatio on him

by S C A R R E D January 15, 2021