Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.

Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.

by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018

edwardson

You know who im talking about. it's that absolute SCUMBAG of a narcissist raised by parents with NO morals who think themselves royalty. that one kid in school who you KNOW is gonna be a kyle when he grows up. that one spoiled brat with a gold encrusted louis vuitton handbag, rollie on the wrist, etc.

hey david have you seen edwardson around lately?
nah, he's off to his gram gram's for the week.

by orca_in fishnet-stockings May 26, 2021

Cornish Edwards

A type of fart - typically loud but without real venum

Woo, I just dropped a Cornish Edwards!

by Dr Danger September 1, 2010

port edwards

the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.

in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops

by kaylarice123 July 30, 2011

frau edwards

an amazing teacher that will always have you leaving class with a gigantic smile on your face. she will always be gracious and patient.

she is definitely a 'frau edwards'

by german boy au June 4, 2019

karly Edwards

Karly Edwards. A 5ft 5 midget who gets bullied everyday, very moody as well.

The meaning off karly
"Don't be a karly Edwards nonce"

by Karly loves max June 19, 2019

Port Edwards

Port Edwards is a shitty little hicktown

I can’t believe there are actually excited about moving to Port Edwards it sucks ass

by Nighnutz November 3, 2019