Earnshaw

When you use the excuse of seeing your cousins or being in london to get out of plans

“Sorry I have to cancel my cousins are round” - Earnshaw

by Jr5272873739 January 14, 2023

Earnesthaft

Adj
(important; weighty) serious
Adv
Seriously

I have earnsthaft doubt about the word earnest vs serious. Earnestly seriously? And then there's even earnesthaftly. Earnesthaft.

by Master of beargreen August 22, 2023

Earnest

Earnest is nice and kind right until you decide to back stab fr... If you decide that you wanna talk crap behind his/her back they are gonna get revenge on you without you knowing

The Earnest I know is kind but VERY strong🤪

by Eioane November 21, 2023

earnt not given

John Wilson.

Earnt not given is taught to fish

by Johnny walker 1 February 13, 2024

Earnspan

Definition:
The total amount of money a person has earned throughout their entire life; a lifetime sum of all earnings, regardless of how much has been saved or spent.

Etymology:
Coined by Stevie Locks in 2025. Formed from earn (to gain money through work) + span (the full extent of time something covers).

Examples:

“My earnspan is tiny right now, but it’s growing.”

“She calculated her earnspan from her first job to her retirement.”

by Stevie Locks November 17, 2025

Drew Ernsting

A complete fag

That guy is a drew ernsting.

by fiakernvkasnlsdn September 20, 2017

The Ernst Pullout

When you use a wholesome reason (something Ernst Kirchsteiger could have done on his show) as a legit excuse to not follow a potential hookup home.

Last weekend when Alex's horny coworker wanted to take him home, he declined because he wanted to have his own coffee in the morning. He did The Ernst Pullout.

by Dr Panini July 29, 2018