Elmasri

Elmasri’s are the strongest most toughest men out there. You can never out number them. They will always kick your ass, they are known as warriors, soliders they have been protecting there fellow men since 1655

man : i just swore at an elmasri
other man : good luck with that

by josh manley December 26, 2018

premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman. These symptoms take the form of failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated event, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.

Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.

by Hill Wanderer December 9, 2008

Exastipated

Too tired to move one's bowels.

I was exastipated when I got home from work and so went to right bed rather than to the bathroom.

by Notopos February 27, 2009

Exasperation Punctuation

When someone adds punctuation to a message to convey extra annoyance.

Jimmy: K.
Sally: Is u mad?
Jimmy: no.

Sally: You're using exasperation punctuation....

by SamBamOhMan December 22, 2016

emasexual

A guy named Emanuel who is not ready to come out of the closet however drops many hints about his sexuality.

Emanuel is emasexual

by Ishaac November 12, 2017

Exams

The literal definition of fucking hell usually before Christmas and summer break

Person 1:wanna hang out this weekend?
person 2:no sorry dude I can't

Person 1:why not?
Person 2: I hAvE exaMs to study for actually fucking murder me with my maths book

by Depressed boiiiii December 8, 2018

Prostate Exmam

The act of getting a prostate exam and forcing the doctor to deep throat the rectal exam camera until it comes out their ass.

Dr. Salami had fun doing the prostate exmam with Alexander Hamilton.

by dirtydelilah6969 August 28, 2020