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Executive Time

Ex-ec-u-tive Time: Country Club speak for a host of common, unimportant acts done at the expense of someone else e.g. cheating on a spouse in the office, looking a porn on the company computer, sleeping on the job, etc.
The President of the United States had to postpone his meeting with the Pope, having already scheduled two hours of executive time that afternoon.
by TowerCity15 May 2, 2018
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executive decision

I wasn't going to get any tonight so I had to make an executive decision.
by SnapJudgement May 10, 2009
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Executive Privilege

Issa: "Congress will supeona documents from the Justice Department."

Holder: "Um, ah, the dog ate it, I can't find it, uh...nope, not going to do it."

Issa: "We are going to vote you in Contempt of Congress"

Obama: "Executive Privilege"
by OldPhart OutIn TheDesert June 22, 2012
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executive decision

The most monumental in scope of difficult decisions.
The fullness of responsiblity delegated to the Executive Decider is manifest
in EXECUTIVE DECISIONS. (Typically dealing with world class issues.)
**EXECUTIVE DECISIONS are best left to the professionals due to their life and death importance (which can affect dozens, thousands or millions of people for good or bad.
"Elected President, and acting as The Decider, George Bush made the EXECUTIVE DECISION to send US Troops to Iraq for which he was first cheered, and is now harped at."
by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006
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executive time

Spending 3 hours, 8am to 11am taking phone calls, watching TV, Tweeting before actually working.
President Trump must have his Executive Time before his covfefe.
by TimesUp May 1, 2018
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unitary executive

a dictator and tyrant who cares not what the people think
George W. Bush has proclaimed himself the Unitary Executive.
by Brian Perkins December 14, 2008
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Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.
I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!
by Give me a break! December 18, 2012
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