the excitement

the "discreet" term my boyfriend uses when he asks me if I wanna have sex

Alex was getting ansy at the party and wouldn't you know it, he leaned over and whispered in my ear, " Do you wanna go and have the excitement?"

by Linnea December 30, 2004

excitementgasm

The result of being excited to the point of orgasm. To be in a state of over excitement.

Upon being asked to homecoming, Kristi had an excitementgasm.

by Joseph Micheli October 23, 2007

Excrementrovert

A person who is very outgoing and full of shit

He's very outgoing but he's an EXCREMENTROVERT

by rayboy2013 September 20, 2013

Excremental Exorcism

The act of taking a shit in holy water.

The pastor took an excremental exorcism before bending me over the alter and licking my arse.

by NiPPauL November 19, 2015

Excrementalist

Someone who can take a piece of crap (literal or figurative) and create a work of art.

Becky is such an excrementalist, she makes Christmas ornaments out of the strangest things.

by phaydeout March 2, 2016

eccruement

Eccruement is fecel matter that has not yet left the body (become excrement) and is accruing significant interest as it digests.

It is symptomatic of a heavy, unstable feeling in the stomach or lower intestine. One may feel or hear movements which attract concern in one's digestive process.

I don't feel so good; I'm getting some serious eccruement from last night's man schnitty.

by Napoleon Dizzle June 17, 2008

extremelt

A person who thinks he is a hott shot and can melt hearts, but, really is a loser in life. He meets girls on Plenty of fish stating that he works, has friends, and is too busy with sports to search for the girl of his dreams. When actually, they are homeless, friendless, inactive men who try to sleep with women so that they can have a place to stay for the night. Usually extremelts go by the name of Levi and try to get you drunk on the first date. Their pray are women who go by the name Princess Sara... SO Saras, take caution!

Levi the extremeltist is a clever evil knievel who hypnotizes girls to like him.

by BeachBliss November 25, 2013