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eccruement

Eccruement is fecel matter that has not yet left the body (become excrement) and is accruing significant interest as it digests.

It is symptomatic of a heavy, unstable feeling in the stomach or lower intestine. One may feel or hear movements which attract concern in one's digestive process.

I don't feel so good; I'm getting some serious eccruement from last night's man schnitty.
eccruement by Napoleon Dizzle June 17, 2008
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excrementos 

The not-so-freshmaker.
I tried mixing Excrementos and Diet Coke. It didn't go well.
excrementos by senorguitarra May 17, 2012

pickled excrement 

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.
PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
pickled excrement by chork December 3, 2005

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device 

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".
Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

Excrementally 

Raising a given constant to the power of its argument, in a shitty manner.
Paris Hilton's popularity has grown excrementally since she released her video.
Excrementally by TruculentPug September 7, 2008

Excrementuously 

a) A dialog that increasingly, progressively and exponentially takes a crappy path.

b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant…

c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.
a)
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.

Me: I’d better not…

You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…

Me: Fine…

Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!

You: Were you also with diarrhea?

Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick…
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…

You: O’rly?

b)

Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?

c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?

Me: How could I ever forget…?

You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?

Me: Thee god, I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!

Excrement!

soft term (substitute of "shit") used by people who think that swearing will make them go to hell.
Swearing dude: oh shit! i forgot to do my fucking homework!

Hell-fearing wimp: oh excrement! i forgot to do my "sex-having" homework!
Excrement! by yeah whatever January 21, 2005
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