by Manwhostoletheworld January 04, 2015
by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin July 01, 2004
ann likes to play with herself
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand
by Stanley Spedowski May 22, 2006
by M0T0RH3D December 19, 2006
An Elf Shoe is a description of a certain shape of a turd. Usually the turd is long and thin and curled at the end, resembling an "Elf Shoe".
Phil walked into the bathroom stall at his work when he was thoroughly disgusted when he witnessed an elf shoe shaped turd resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl.
by hugedumps February 04, 2010
Half-elves are the children of elves and humans. They combine many of the best features of both races, having the lingevity of elves as well as the inquisitive nature of humans. However, half-elves never feel quite at home in either human or elven society.
half-elves are almost perfect... almost.
by smurf August 24, 2004
a small chode-like creature who worships chode; or a dumb ass friend; a short and fat creature often teased for the resemblence of the chode
" That kid there is a chode elf."
by pp puffer January 23, 2006