Evil Elf

A holiday themed party where attendees gift the worst things they can find. Each attendee must bring a wrapped and unmarked gift to be able to participate. Similar to a "white elephant," participants draw numbers to designate the order for choosing gifts, although gift swapping is discouraged. Evil Elf originated in Atlanta, GA, at the 2003 SOLINET Holiday office party. Previous gifts have included terrifying clown portraits and dollar store pregnancy tests.
I just scored some Billy Ocean cassingles at Goodwill to put in the gift pile at Evil Elf!
by CobraCult December 15, 2016
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Ass elf

one who enjoys another's ass
Braden would love to be somebody's ass elf
by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin June 30, 2004
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rubbing the elf

ann likes to play with herself
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand
by Stanley Spedowski May 27, 2006
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Elf Spice

DMT. often times, DMT users report meeting and talking to elves, and "machine elves".
Dude, you got the elf spice?
Elf Spice is not for faint of heart.
by M0T0RH3D December 20, 2006
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Elf Shoe

An Elf Shoe is a description of a certain shape of a turd. Usually the turd is long and thin and curled at the end, resembling an "Elf Shoe".
Phil walked into the bathroom stall at his work when he was thoroughly disgusted when he witnessed an elf shoe shaped turd resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl.
by hugedumps February 4, 2010
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Half-elf

Half-elves are the children of elves and humans. They combine many of the best features of both races, having the lingevity of elves as well as the inquisitive nature of humans. However, half-elves never feel quite at home in either human or elven society.
half-elves are almost perfect... almost.
by smurf August 23, 2004
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chode elf

a small chode-like creature who worships chode; or a dumb ass friend; a short and fat creature often teased for the resemblence of the chode
" That kid there is a chode elf."
by pp puffer January 23, 2006
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