A holiday themed party where attendees gift the worst things they can find. Each attendee must bring a wrapped and unmarked gift to be able to participate. Similar to a "white elephant," participants draw numbers to designate the order for choosing gifts, although gift swapping is discouraged. Evil Elf originated in Atlanta, GA, at the 2003 SOLINET Holiday office party. Previous gifts have included terrifying clown portraits and dollar store pregnancy tests.
by CobraCult December 15, 2016

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin June 30, 2004

ann likes to play with herself
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand
by Stanley Spedowski May 27, 2006

by M0T0RH3D December 20, 2006

An Elf Shoe is a description of a certain shape of a turd. Usually the turd is long and thin and curled at the end, resembling an "Elf Shoe".
Phil walked into the bathroom stall at his work when he was thoroughly disgusted when he witnessed an elf shoe shaped turd resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl.
by hugedumps February 4, 2010

Half-elves are the children of elves and humans. They combine many of the best features of both races, having the lingevity of elves as well as the inquisitive nature of humans. However, half-elves never feel quite at home in either human or elven society.
half-elves are almost perfect... almost.
by smurf August 23, 2004

a small chode-like creature who worships chode; or a dumb ass friend; a short and fat creature often teased for the resemblence of the chode
by pp puffer January 23, 2006
