Egg 

A derogatory comment towards someone to cause offence, usually when they perform a stupid or bad act. (Either in hindsight or present)

Jeff: I just bought a BMW!
Bill: You egg! You should have bought a cheaper car!

Egg by Greenlewiegee May 11, 2013

Egg 

Informal} [Someone who is always angry or snappy, grumpy, more on the negative side.

<P1>Don't be such an egg, my friend.
<Egg> Oh just shut up, why can't you act in your normal ways?!
<P1> Ah, the good times...

Egg by ThenewURL June 9, 2016

egg 

round thing that breaks easy but tastes ok

jeff:egg
bob:ok

egg by egg man 445 August 8, 2018

Egg 

an adorable nickname for someone you care about that you can say has the connotation of being something hard to crack but when you do it is tender and sweet

Guy 1: dude I think Jordyn is an egg

Guy 2: I know she's so cold to everyone but she's so kind and sweet to her friends

Egg by quirkykimchi December 21, 2019

Egg 

A food product which has been summoned out of an anus of an animal who’s ancestors are the prehistoric beast that have been obliterated by a space condensed solid

Eggs for breakfast are absolutely G.O.A.T.’ d.

Egg by Sealami November 18, 2021

egg 

(verb) To throw eggs at someone/something.
(adjective) Something that has eggs all over itself.
(noun) Something an animal, like a chicken or crocodile, gives birth to.

Verb example:
- I whisteled the Windows shutdown melody, as a joke, and I got egged at the Linux-convention...

Adjective example:
- My face is egged... and I love it.

Noun example:
- Did you just eat that?
- You mean the egg? Yepp! Why?
- I have one word for you: golf ball.

egg by Supply and Demand January 21, 2003

Egg 

A kind of person who does not reciprocate in a relationship. A person who expects care from his/her partner but does not provide care in return. Someone who hurts his/her partner knowingly.

I always talk to him when he is stressed out for his deadlines, but he just disappears whenever I need him.

He is such an egg!

Egg by Serius March 11, 2013