embroil-yo

A very confusing situation in which the word "yo" is used in abundance, usually caused by overuse of the word.

The kid who couldn't catch on put me in an embroil-yo.

by GodCube October 17, 2007

earboob

When the size of ones earlobes can be camparable to a c or d-cup bra size.

I cant even look at that guy he's got so much earboob! I wonder how he fits those lobes in his car.

Dudes got so much earboob he drags them when he walks.

by Johnny Lobes October 14, 2012

EABOD

Acronym for "Eat a back of dicks."

When someone cuts you off in traffic, you drive up to their car, get them to wind down their window, and yell "EABOD" (if you're time poor and can't say "Eat a bag of dicks").

by Louis C.K. March 12, 2012

elbro room

When two male friends go to the movies and it's not crowded, there's no reason to sit right next to each other. Therefore they leave the seat between them open. It also lessens the feeling that people think you are on a date. Sort of a machoness protector.

Let me get some elbro room here, man.

by Flarn January 17, 2010

embroidery

Slang term for a hymenorrhaphy, or a reconstruction of the hymen. It involves stitching up the broken pieces of the hymen (the vaginal membrane) or recreating an artificial hymen using vaginal lining. A less intrusive version of this procedure involves inserting a blood capsule into the vagina that will burst during intercourse.

This procedure is usually undergone to recreate a "proof of virginity" before a wedding.

Woman 1: "Shit, I'm getting married in a month! What will he say when he finds out I'm not a virgin?"

Woman 2: "Don't worry, just get an embroidery and you'll be fine."

by Pseudo Nayme November 18, 2013

Ebrownics

A variation of the English language in which any word ending with -th are automatically altered to -ph or -f sounds.

Many people who speak Ebrownics are often found in gyms and have metal shoulders.

For instance; "month"..."momph"; "birthday"..."birfday"; "with"..."wif"; "other"..."opher".

"Rocko wanted me to tell you 'Happy Birfday!' He tried to say 'birthday', but he only speaks Ebrownics."

by GarlaMo February 19, 2010

embroil

be among an argumentative party

adekunle John has become embroiled in another football row

by jupiter adeleye March 31, 2014