Inability to maintain lasting performance in clothing, leading to social and psychological consequences. Mizzen+Main has cured thousands of men suffering from Textile Dysfuction in their dress shirts.
Side effects may include bloated self-esteem, excessive confidence, modeling contracts, adoration, winning at everything, and a higher sense of well-being.
Side effects may include bloated self-esteem, excessive confidence, modeling contracts, adoration, winning at everything, and a higher sense of well-being.
Hey man, looks like you've got a bad case of Textile Dysfunction. In other words, you look like shit! Have you heard of Mizzen+Main? They've got a cure!
by Money_Mike_ November 9, 2018
Get the Textile Dysfunctionmug. Guy 1: "I think I'm having Deprectile dysfunction"
Guy 2: "you need to see a therapist dude that stuff sucks to have"
Guy 2: "you need to see a therapist dude that stuff sucks to have"
by Epic989 September 2, 2019
Get the Deprectile dysfunctionmug. Donald Trump suffers from electile dysfunction because he doesn’t accept that he lost the 2020 Presidential election.
by PaininVajayjay November 17, 2020
Get the Electile Dysfunctionmug. Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.
Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.
My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.
My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.
by Amelia I. January 6, 2017
Get the Destination Dysfunctionmug. I have rectile dysfunction.
by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022
Get the Rectile dysfunctionmug. I wanted to go to Taco Bell, but my navigation to me to the post office. It must be having directile dysfunction.
by LemonZest June 19, 2016
Get the Directile Dysfunctionmug. 