Dorito Money

Menial wages earned through acts of prostitution.

"That woman has sex for money. Not even that much money, either. Maybe Dorito Money, but certainly not enough for a bus ticket."

Kiersten: "You got any cash?"
Collin: "Nah, all I got is my Dorito Money."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock January 3, 2011

Dorita

Dorita is a funny lass, kind and proper peng.

Everyone needs a Dorita in their life

Cor you need to get yourself a Dorita

by Dingalong August 28, 2019

Dorito Bomb

The act of placing nuggets of one's fecal matter in a bag of Dorito crumbs and shaking the bag like shake and bake. Next one must spill the contents (crumbs and now coated nuggets) upon media of one's choosing.

Example 1
Chris- "Dude we totally Dorito Bombed that asshole's doorstep last night!"
Example 2
Jill- "Lucas said that he had a surprise for me last night when we were getting into it. He ran out of the room and when he came back he Dorito Bombed my bare chest!"

by Rackbar August 14, 2010

Stealing Doritos

To steal someones doritos, is to stealth jerk off on their face while they are sleeping.

"Hey guys, I'm back."
"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."

by iiTz MLG PWNZOR March 29, 2010

Purple Doritos

The most amazing fucking Dorito that doesn't give you "skank ass breath." It's also the best tastin of all the Doritos

I was so hungry and broke so i subsituted a meal for a bag of purple doritos!

by Ricky Fuckenstein September 26, 2010

Doritos

The ultimate party food among American college students. Where there's beer, you'll also find Doritos, especially the two most popular flavors:
-Cool Ranch
-and Nacho Cheese.
Daring and creative students may even mix the two flavors in a bowl!

LoRes: Where's the party at?
Scoots: Leon's house!11
LoRes: Nice. I hope we find some winmen and get in a convoy.
Scoots: Fisk.dat! I'm jost gun snaxZ0rs the whole time!
LoRes: Yeah, I saw him buy a shitload of Doritos and beer last night.
*Cops pull up*
Drunk Kids in Bush: SS....SCATTER!111

by LoRes October 22, 2008

dorito body

Having broad shoulders and a small waist.

Chris Evans has the perfect dorito body.

by ADHDchick January 27, 2017