dweef

a small burst of air that has been emmited out of the penis usually while urinating (please note that this is only an insult)

Dude did You just dweef I can smell something funny

by Tha Messenjah January 4, 2005

deefs

an exclamation used in disbelief, shock and amazement and in response to other generally amazing or incredible situations, events, words etc.

1.
Marcos: Look at the wheels!

Nelson: Yeah, she does have a fat ass.

Rey: DEEEEFS!

2.
Deefs, my paycheck was horrible this week.

by Dictionwary June 25, 2007

Dudefest

Some chump's description of an Akron/Family show.

This Akron/Family show is a total dudefest!

by Ace_Lazerwing November 3, 2009

Deefs

A person who is very bad at Halo, they usually play under the "default" tag.

Man this new guys nickname is definitely going to be deefs.

by Aburesh01 November 17, 2007

deef

when a male farts out of his penis

while taking a shit i deefed

by popeom94 November 10, 2009

Deef

to defriend someone on Facebook

Man, if Darryl posts one more hipstamatic picture of his stupid kid, I'm going to have to deef him.

by section111 October 13, 2011

Deef

Making a "queef" style noise with your penis. Involves getting the air in your urinary tract to form a vacuum - letting the air out with a PRRRRRUITT-sound.

Lol, Steffen just deefed!

by Deefmaster March 22, 2009