DTF

Abbreviation for "Doomed to Fail."

Are you serious? That idea's DTF.
Never gonna happen. DTF.

by DrkInsanity November 12, 2006

dtf

Down to follow on a social media

Are you DTF on Instagram

by Heyooo November 1, 2013

DTF

Damn That's Funny

Me: Will you marry me?
Her: You're kidding right? DTF!

by M3nt!on April 5, 2010

DTF

Having sexual intercourse with a stocky fat women
A dirty taj fucker

Man Big Head Ed is such a DTF

by Zack288 March 3, 2008

Dtf

down to feast

ive got some raging funger. Im so Dtf

by itsKGbreh September 24, 2009

DTF

Down to Fungus (DTF). Used to describe someone who has the strong desire to consume psychedelic mushrooms.

Friend: "Yo I'm about to take some shrooms."

You: "You're DTF right now!? We're eating dinner in a Japanese Restaurant; you can't do that here!"

Friend: "Woah dude are you seeing this, my sushi is literally swimming in mid-air."

by Aristocratis December 19, 2013

DTF

"dont trust faggots" :)



something to say when your parents ask what it really means.

MOM: what does dtf mean?
SON: umm,
MOM: !!!!
SON: uhh, dont.....trust....faggots...?
MOM: hahaa.

by tweakz April 17, 2009